Rioter Sarah Knight’s 5 Irreverent Self-Help Books and the recent coloring book craze led me to profanity filled coloring books which begged for a round-up. While not for everyone these are quite perfect for those who love to color and love dropping f-bombs–or other more colorful swears. I’ve already shown that I’m on team Swear Enthusiast with my Genre Kryptonite post so naturally I went into writing this post filled with fucking glee! So here are some fanfuckingtastic coloring books.
For fans of movie quotes:
If you love cats but know they’re assholes:
If you always wanted to hear your dog swear:
If deciding between cats and dogs is impossible don’t worry there’s one with all animals:
If you prefer that your inspirational quotes contain swears:
If your level of swear is Son of a biscuit:
Now if you can’t wait, and need to color some swears right this fucking minute, here are some you can purchase on Etsy and download immediately:
Swears that are not to be taken literal:
If you’re obsessed with binging British TV shows:
Now discard that potty mouth soap, grab your favorite coloring medium, and go to town.