Choose Your Own Adventure: Bookstore Edition 4

#4: You offer an automatic “Excuse me” or “Sorry” to every person between the store’s entrance and the kids’ corner. Your child has already boxed out three others like a power forward and laid claim to a pop-up book featuring a three-dimensional tiger, complete with realistic skeletal, nervous, muscular, and pulmonary systems. He insists that you sit next to him on a chair built for a member of the lollipop guild while he flips animatedly through the pages of the tiger book, which seems like more of a Physician’s Desk Reference for Jungle Cats than a children’s book.

If you consent to read the book then and there, click here; if too desperate to do some browsing on your own because of time constraints or a lapse in parental patience (not that I’m judging), then click here.